The Truth About Cats and Dogs in Black and White

Truth is just one person's reality. Here is mine in black and white (maybe some shades of gray). This blog has little to do with Cats or Dogs - just humourous sarcastic antics about my life or occasionally, someone else's. You know, intercepting volleyballs with my face, egg dropping, etc. The truth has seen some changes and in fluidity with change expect to see more artistic expressions posting up - so give your two cents worth!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Who Knew? Googlism Knew.

I am at home sick. Once again working from home does not entitle me to real sick days. I mean if I can blog, I can type right? The newest webpage I have discovered is Googlism. It is sure to be a quickly passing affliction it has even worn off since last night. But it did provide about 10 minutes of amusement and distraction, so I figure is it worthy of blogging. And really who knew I come in a pocket version? This what Googlism thinks about...

Who is Jill...
jill is the new thrill at indiana
that jack is afraid of
jill is a big horse
jill is my lover
jill is nude jill is a barrister of lincoln's inn
jill is unique
jill is fabulous
jill is op vakantie geweest
jill is loaded with innovative program features designed to increase your productivity and efficiency
jill is very confused right now because she really wants to end relations with leslie
jill is an attractive woman who lost both of her legs above
jill is a management tool that can run a multi national company as well as a single operation
jill is a soft butch dyke in a state of involuntary celibacy and an ex
jill is something for the entire family
jill is a kickboxer with a professional record of 6 wins and 2 losses
jill is now catering to rodeo queen contestants
jill is proud to be the national director for american beauties plus
jill is highly experienced
jill is afraid of jack jack is more afraid of jill if jack thinks that jill thinks
jill is surprised when brian reveals that he's actually an illegal alien
jill is an accomplished musician playing guitar
jill is absolutely stunning in her tiger stripe halter top and shorts
jill is having a bit of fun dancing with someone not her husband
jill is currently the president of panhellenic council
jill is an avid bicyclist and was dressed for it the morning she disappeared
jill is keenly able to find harmonies and has found her own voice in acoustic rock
jill is fucking incredible
jill is reading some ho the riot act for trying to sniff all up to her man
jill is a milk & component queen
jill is a 2 year old female pet pig who was dumped at an animal shelter with her companion isaac
jill is my friend and her dolls are just the best
jill is an instrumental artist who delights audiences with her meditative and deeply moving
jill is by far the best way to meet your real estate goals
jill is a powerful and intimate love story that says things other modern love stories won't
jill is off the hook
jill is in the process of completing and publishing her first book/cd of healing songs called the romance of life
jill is truly a dietitian with a difference

Where is Newfoundland...
newfoundland is usually recognized as being relatively windy
newfoundland is celebrating
newfoundland is proud to offer for your comfort and pleasure
newfoundland is famous for rescuing drowning people
newfoundland is lovingly referred to as the couch potato
newfoundland is exceptionally well built for water work
newfoundland is often described as being intelligent
newfoundland is the sixteenth largest island in the world
newfoundland is neither technically arctic nor alpine
newfoundland is the fastest growing religious body in newfoundland and labrador
newfoundland is called the untouched north east and you'll be ready to book your next hunting or fishing trip
newfoundland is the end of the line
newfoundland is one of canada's best kept secrets
newfoundland is a large rocky island off the east coast of the canadian mainland
newfoundland is never placed in a home unless fencing is provided
newfoundland is unable to remain
newfoundland is very rural and lacks the great wealth and cultural assets of other provinces
newfoundland is a six
newfoundland is massive
newfoundland is to know the sea; storm fury
newfoundland is a giant breed whose weight is in the vicinity of 125lbs – 150 lbs
newfoundland is not typical of either as it does not possess many of the animals and plants found in other areas of north america
newfoundland is home to more than 11
newfoundland is still comparatively unknown
newfoundland is the economic basket case of the country
newfoundland is like a flower surrounded by the sea
newfoundland is a province rich in history and wildlife
newfoundland is the first animal to be so commemorated by any country
newfoundland is between 88 and 90%
newfoundland is a well kept secret
newfoundland is to hold your left hand in front of you
newfoundland is within the appalachian region
newfoundland is a pretty great place to visit
newfoundland is a good place to invest
newfoundland is due to priests from ireland
newfoundland is canada's easternmost province
newfoundland is really for the birds
newfoundland is slightly longer than tall
newfoundland is well known for its stories of fairies
newfoundland is canada's most __________ province
newfoundland is a newcomer to the country
newfoundland is the most easterly point in north america
newfoundland is below the latitude of the british columbia/washington
newfoundland is a wild place
newfoundland is known as the happy island
newfoundland is in dispute but generally believed to be a cross between the great pyrenees
newfoundland is a direct consequence of the more detailed stratigraphy
newfoundland is entering an exciting new phase with the construction of a network
newfoundland is very different from canada's other atlantic provinces
newfoundland is 538

Unknown 11:16 a.m.

Comments...

Newfoundland is 538 what? And your googlisms are better than mine.

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