The Truth About Cats and Dogs in Black and White

Truth is just one person's reality. Here is mine in black and white (maybe some shades of gray). This blog has little to do with Cats or Dogs - just humourous sarcastic antics about my life or occasionally, someone else's. You know, intercepting volleyballs with my face, egg dropping, etc. The truth has seen some changes and in fluidity with change expect to see more artistic expressions posting up - so give your two cents worth!

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

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So much for not posting. This one comes after a sad realisation. I need a research assistant. I can not pay you what you are worth. There are no benefits. And it will probably only be 1 1/2 weeks. Pay: modest, negotiable, may involve free meals, free movie rentals, artwork, gifts, and armsloads of admiration and gratitude. Hours: flexible. Duration: Jan 26-Feb 3. Chance of extension. Fully-loaded photocopy card provided. Use with caution.

Statement of qualifications:
  • Must be pretty and smart
  • Must be local and a friend of mine
  • Must be witty and have experience in research and knowledge of peer-reviewed journals
  • Must know what a library is, where the QEII is located and how it works
  • Must have internet access and online journal know-how
  • Must be willing to work for extremely charming and generous boss
Unknown 1:47 p.m.
Comments...

Amendment: Gas card provided. Must be free for strategic planning lunch meeting Thursday at noon.

posted by Blogger Unknown : 2:18 p.m.  

I need an assistant too, let me know how the search goes.

posted by Blogger justacoolcat : 2:21 p.m.  

I know this sounds very similar to government hiring practices (in practice of course, not in theory), clearly I have someone or at best a select few in mind.

posted by Blogger Unknown : 2:58 p.m.  

Pick me...I'm pretty and ever so smart!

posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:38 p.m.  

How does one go about about picking someone anonymous?

Anyhow, I figured you had someone in mind as the description is fairly specific.

As for politics and the government, atleast with the Canadian system all parties will get a say.

I wouldn't fear having a second Bush . . yet.

posted by Blogger justacoolcat : 5:40 p.m.  

I did actually "pick" the anonymous girl who is "pretty and ever so smart." She is fairly competent as well as very familiar with my research.

We certainly hope all parties will get their platform heard. Although word has it same-sex marriage is going to vote immediately...what was wrong with the last one?

It is funny though, I don't actually know anyone who voted conservative or anyone who supports the Bush-dom to the south. It is hard to believe that such things have come to pass. I guess that says something about my left-wing, socially-consious, social circles.

posted by Blogger Unknown : 7:01 p.m.  

tanx...you're the second person to call me pretty today.

(you're alright too)

posted by Blogger Laurie Roche : 1:43 a.m.  

ALRIGHT! WHAT! Ok ok, well I suppose I am always a state when you come to visit.

But so much energy required to look pretty all the time. On the plus side I did a little eyebrow fix last night.

posted by Blogger Unknown : 1:57 p.m.  


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