The Truth About Cats and Dogs in Black and White

Truth is just one person's reality. Here is mine in black and white (maybe some shades of gray). This blog has little to do with Cats or Dogs - just humourous sarcastic antics about my life or occasionally, someone else's. You know, intercepting volleyballs with my face, egg dropping, etc. The truth has seen some changes and in fluidity with change expect to see more artistic expressions posting up - so give your two cents worth!

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Recruiting Rats and Monkeys

THE DRAGON

The Dragon is a creature of myth and legend. A symbol of good fortune and sign of intense power, the Oriental Dragon is regarded as a divine beast. In Eastern philosophy, the Dragon is said to be a deliverer of good fortune and a master of authority. Therefore, those people born in Dragon years are to be honored and respected - pay attention. Dragons are the free spirits of the Zodiac. Conformation is a Dragon's curse. Rules and regulations are made for other people. Restrictions blow out the creative spark that is ready to flame into life. Dragons must be free and uninhibited. The Dragon is a beautiful creature, colorful and flamboyant. An extroverted bundle of energy, gifted and utterly irrepressible, everything Dragons do is on a grand scale - big ideas, ornate gestures, extreme ambitions. However, this behavior is natural and isn't meant for show. Because they are confident, fearless in the face of challenge, they are inevitably successful. Dragons usually make it to the top. Too much enthusiasm can leave them tired and unfulfilled. Even though they are willing to aid when necessary, their pride can often impede them from accepting the same kind of help from others. Dragons' generous personalities give them the ability to attract friends, but they can be rather solitary people at heart. A Dragon's self-sufficiency can mean that he or she has no need for close bonds with other people.

The most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac, its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! HA! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor. Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although money isn't this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and believes it deserves.

A weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. Dragon people are the most eccentric, they can be stubborn, passionate, excitable, honest, and brave, wear purple and walk barefoot in public fountains. Dragons are capable of doing great work for mankind and they inspire trust in almost everyone. The Dragon symbolizes life and growth and is said to bring the five blessings: harmony, virtue, riches, fulfillment and longevity. Chicken Soup and Bamboo Shoots are among keys to even greater good health! Naturally.

WATCH OUT YOU DON"T GET SCORCHED!

The ones born in the year of the fire-dragon are the most extroverted and demanding of dragons. They demand too much of their surrounding and use to much pressure. They can inspire big crowds and are very objective in their critical opinion. These people can build great empires if they learn how to deal with their less good sides a little better. Downright electrifying, Fire Dragons breathe vigor and power. These natural leaders smile at adversity, and turn complainers into optimists. Because they care so much about people, Fire Dragons like to support charitable causes and bring friends together for elegant evening soirees, well duh. These Dragons are fired with ambition, unflagging enthusiasm, and intelligence and enjoy most impressive careers as a result. They're pretty lucky, too! As for themselves, they ooze charisma and never need anyone to fix them up never, no never. Successful in love, often placed on pedestals, Fire Dragons are attractive and have fire in the belly what does this mean?

The Fire Dragon is a powerful force to be reckoned with. The Fire Dragon can move from calm and collected to combustible in a matter of seconds. The Fire Dragon is his or her own worst enemy. These Dragons cannot help feeling they are valuable and all-knowing i do actually. When they are right their vehemence and vigor is an asset to the cause, and though they value objectivity, they do not always employ the best decision-making measures, and sometimes jump to the wrong conclusion. When they do keep their temper, emotions, and rivaling spirit under control, they emanate a commanding influence on other people. The spark of the Fire Element applied to the wick of the Dragon Sign emphasizes many of the Dragon's less socially acceptable habits, such as arrogance, condescension and a domineering attitude -- making the Fire Dragon a walking military-industrial complex my favourite image so far. Possessed of boundless strength and energy, dragons have a streak of courage that is generally the product of an inability to imagine any negative consequences that may result from their actions.

SEXUAL ASTROLOGY

Dragons are filled with kindness and have a huge hearts. They are loyal to just about anybody - sketchy. Dragons are very sexy and charismatic. They can be flamboyant at times and seem bossy. Dragons are the future leaders of the world. Dragons often are center stage in social and romantic situations. Others can perceive you as being a bit over-demanding and selfish at times. Be careful of always acting entitled to attention and adoration as this can backfire. The Dragon’s irresistible charm attracts many admirers secret ones? You need to be aware of your extremely high expectations from a lover. You want a partner to be fascinated with you, to honor you and give you the love you deserve. You will either marry very young or forever be happily single the train has left the station! The final choice will always be up to the Dragon.

Best match/sex: MONKEY and RAT

Worst nightmare: DOG
Hours ruled by the dragon : 7-9 AM This must be a mistake.
Season and month : Spring - April
Point of the compass : East - Southeast
Mentality : Positive debatable.

Unknown 12:32 a.m.

Comments...

Best sex: MONKEY and RAT

hence the title.

And the two boys comments were, surprise, me!

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